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[18 Feb 2006|01:59am]
Dumbass okie drivers. You may remember my last post... Well, tonight it was me. Took out a light pole...the kind of light pole that illuminates the interstate. Yeah, I suck.
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Dumbass... [09 Jan 2006|02:41am]
Hooray for fucking car wrecks!

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Yeah, I'm fine. I was going south on Penn and SW 69th when a guy in oncoming traffic whipped a quick left turn. I locked up my brakes and smacked the shit out of his back passenger door. His car is worse off, but I'm still pissed because I need to find a ride to and from work. I'm hoping to get a decent rental outta the deal, but I'm not holding my breath. We shall see.
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[24 Nov 2005|12:23pm]
I hope everybody enjoys their fill of bird today. Or pork. Or steak. Or whatever the hell it is you degenerates cook.
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[22 Nov 2005|03:24pm]
Well, my ankle's not broken. Just sprained.
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[22 Nov 2005|04:58am]
....I think I broke my ankle.
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[04 Nov 2005|02:24pm]
I think I may have just clocked the fastest job interview EVER. I was in by 2:02 and out by 2:07. Maybe now I can start paying people back. Sheesh.
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[29 Oct 2005|05:46am]
The less you want them, the more they want you. Damn, that's a true statement. I've been reading "The Game" for a few days now. Boiled down, this is the message that this novel preaches. Act too cool for the party, impress a few folks, impress a few women and then act like they don't even exist. They will flock. Seems too easy to be true. Too easy by far. Except for one thing. It isn't. It works. I swear to God it works. And it's sickening. The rules of attraction...of seduction, are so counter intuitive as to blow one's mind. How did we become such an ass backwards society as to tell that the only way to interest someone is to become disinterested in them? Boggles the mind.
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[22 Oct 2005|05:55am]
Seriously...does it get better than a New York Strip...cooked EXTRA rare @ 6 am? I think not. Mmm...beef.
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[21 Oct 2005|02:15am]

You fit in with:
Agnosticism



Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Agnostic. You are fairly ambivalent towards any religion or spiritual connection. You lead a very busy life and find that religion and spirituality are unnecessary to your life.


20% scientific.
20% reason-oriented.





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Strange.
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[03 Oct 2005|12:19am]
hoorah to overdraft charges. hoorah to being broke!
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[02 Oct 2005|05:27pm]
I like chicken, I like liver...
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[27 Sep 2005|01:44am]
Well, it seems that my time spent with Norman's finest has brought about a little virus in my system. Either that, or it's due to the depression of my immune system from friday night. Eh, whatever. I did not go to class today even though I think we may have had a test. I just couldn't get out of my bed. Couldn't. Anyways, I spent the rest of today studying for my OCHEM test tomorrow. I'm more confident than I was, but still not as confident as I should be. Ah, well. If I fubar both these tests, I'll still have plenty more points to earn as the semester progresses. I'm not as worried as I was. However, I am still a little worried about talking to my parents tomorrow morning. I haven't even heard from them since I got arrested. I can only presume that they are either a)pissed off at me for getting thrown in the drunk tank or b)don't really care and know that I'm a big boy and I can be responsible for my own problems. Shooting for option B. Oh, sooo shooting for option B. Anyways, I have to wake up in 4 hours.
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[26 Sep 2005|01:22am]
Man, I don't want to study. It's been a bad weekend. Looking like a fairly bad week as well. Ah, well. Not much I can do now. Wake up early and try try try to memorize all the fun little protists and invertebrates.
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[24 Sep 2005|07:48am]
Dude...jail sucks.
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[20 Sep 2005|10:33pm]
You are a

Social Moderate
(55% permissive)

and an...

Economic Moderate
(56% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
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[19 Sep 2005|11:52pm]
I don't understand my own chain of thought sometimes. It sucks.
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[12 Sep 2005|11:52pm]
Argh, I'm pissed. I'm pissed that people are being so short sighted right now. Yeah, Uncle Sam f'd up. Yes, the levees broke. Yeah, rescues should have been sooner. I'm just sick of seeing people that will run their mouth and have yet to do anything to help. I've encountered a few people with this mindset and the conversation generally goes like this:

Them: "Fuck Bush. He did such a shitty fucking job. Those people are DYING down there! Where are the rescue choppers?"

Me: "They're being shot at by looters. They can't shoot back. I know I wouldn't go somewhere where people shoot at me and I can't shoot back."

Them: "Bullshit. That's why they're in the national guard. Anyways, Bush screwed this whole pooch. I'm glad they kicked Brown back to DC."

Me: "Wow. Well, people are coming up here from New Orleans. You gonna put up a family in your house? Donate some money?"

Them: "Nah, I'm broke. Besides, I don't know those people."

Me: "Try to be less hypocritical when the next natural disaster happens."

I've noticed this to be a general trend of thought from some of my more liberal peers. Makes me sick.
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[10 Sep 2005|11:29pm]
...4 years.
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[01 Sep 2005|01:21am]
[ mood | contemplative ]

How long has it been since I've updated? A pretty long time, I'm sure. Life's been running pretty much the same for me. A few ups, a few downs, etc. School has started and I'm hitting the books harder than I ever have. After almost nine months without a class, I've decided to step things up a notch. Since I'm too broke to enroll in more than ten hours, I'm planning on making those ten hours count. I've done nothing but study since I've started. OCHEM and Zoology...day in, day out. I probably put 12 hours or more a week into these classes. However, if I make an A in both classes, then it will shoot my GPA up past a 3.2 and I'll have an associates degree in chemistry. Then it's UCO for me.

I know I can't afford UCO at my current salary as a waiter at the Outback Steakhouse. So I did the only logical thing. I quit. Two weeks ago I gave them my notice Tonight was my last night. Can't say I'm too happy to leave the place. I love the people, the atmosphere and even the customers on occasion. However, David Souza told me I really should get a job with at the ranch. I went in and applied a while back. I start tomorrow. I'm nervous as all hell. This place takes it's servers a lot more seriously than Outback ever will. A lot more seriously. As in, I have two weeks of training and I had to buy a frigging tux more seriously. I look good in the tux, though. So that's been pretty much it. I'm excited to be starting my new job. Like I said, I'm a little nervous with having to start at a new place, but I'm sure I can handle it. If all goes well, I'll be making much more money before too long and I won't be in debt to various finacial institutions anymore. Either that, or I'll develop a wicked blow habit. I guess we'll see.

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[09 Jul 2005|04:20am]
[ mood | drunk ]

First drunken post in a looong time! Whoo!! Whataburger and scotch!! I love it!!!

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